Author Unknown

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on

today as they may be connected to the ass

that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work….

12% on Mondays

23% on Tuesdays

40% on Wednesdays

20% on Thursdays

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember….

When I’m having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and

only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!     Amen.